Gingers Snapping: Volume One, Episode Two

Lindsay Lohan

She was a cute enough kid in the Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, but I think around the time she finished Freaky Friday things started to go downhill.
She started looking more and more freaky, but she always seemed to be dating someone fairly attractive. (Apparently cracked out is soooooo hot right now.) Then she decided to go through her lesbian phase. Then she got pulled over, and sent to rehab. Then she left rehab early, got pulled over again and sent to rehab again.
I think she was recently in rehab again? Hopefully this time she made it all the way through. I'm a little tired of seeing her face in the news.
Then her mother said that Lindsay had been asked to be on Dancing with the Stars but had declined. Her mother did add in that she had said that Dina (her mom) should be on the show instead. Have there EVER been two parents who used their child for fame more than these two? They should be ashamed of themselves, as should her little sister who basically rides on her sister's coattails to make believe fame with her music career.
All I can say is I think we've got a clear idea of what Lindsay is going to look like as she ages with her botoxed up, freakishly tanned mother in the media all the time.
Take some time away from hollywood fellow ginger, and move on with your life, away from your Freaky Family.